While trends and styles seem to change at an ever faster pace, trickling down from runways to Forever 21 and H&M before hitting the sales racks at thrift stores, you’ll notice my trend-watching hovers pretty far below the radar.  I take notice given that the only reading material at the gym is In Style or Us, but noticing rarely develops into action.  Looking over two of the ‘trends’ that are supposed to be so huge for summer (and I feel like both of these were supposed to be everywhere last summer, too), you might start to understand why trends don’t mean a lot to me.

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The maxi dress.  Even when this is done well, like the J.Crew eyelet dress, it still has overtones of night gown.  When it’s done poorly, like this $455.00 cotton sack, it just makes me want to roll my eyes.  Plus, I’m short.  Ridiculously, ludicrously short.  Pulling one of these off when you’re the height of a great dane is about as likely as nationalized health care.

Yeah, Talitha Getty, blah icon blah.  No.  Just, no.

Slightly related to the maxi dress, especially given the world traveler angle ShopBop seems to be going for, is the ethnic/tribal explosion.

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Whether bags, tops, or coats, the ‘ethnic’ look is suddenly every where.  Granted, this is a very personal thing particular to someone of my background, but I don’t need clothes to achieve an ethnic look.  I mean, if you’re going for a bright, colorful look, or are interested in different textiles and prints–I get that.  But that is not how this trend is being marketed and I think bell hooks would have a ball with how places like Shopbop are touting their items as being a ’sophisticated’ take on ethnicity.  Oookay.

I understand that clothing should be fun, that we should be able to play around with looks and experiment with different styles.  If fashion never changed, that certainly wouldn’t be possible.  However, there are times when I can see the dollar signs in marketers eyes, and these two trends are definitely making me hold my wallet a little tighter.

Feel free to disagree.